Aria Bertem Whore ❤️

About Brussels

So, this whore, massive, right? Hooves like dinner plates, swear it farted loud enough to wake Scarlett Johansson. We hates it! Stink was unreal, mate, made me gag worse than a cat hairball. Little known fact – horses, whores, whatever – they got 360-degree vision, sneaky bastards, see ya comin’ before you blink. Caught me off guard, nearly shat meself when it swung that head ‘round – “What am I doing here?” – movie line, bam, fit perfect.

1. Bertem Church

A list of prostitutes (and former prostitutes) who appear in the series.

Then there's Central Park of Bertem, right in the heart of the city. It’s got these trippy little pathways, secret benches, and shady trees. I used to chill there after work, murderin' time on my dating app code – sometimes thinking, "I got your six" just like in the film, y'know? It’s like every bench tells a story - sad ones, crazy ones, even happy ones (if that makes any sense, lol).

Significant disruption on E40 towards Brussels from 30 April