Brooklyn Asse Sexual Massage ❤️

About Bruges

I reasearch this stuff, right? Sexual-massage ain’t just some trendy fad—it’s old as dirt! Ancient Greeks were all over it, callin it “sensual healing.” Little known fact: they’d mix olive oil with herbs, rubbin it in, thinkin it’d spark passion *and* cure aches. Wild, huh? Makes me happy, knowin humans been gettin freaky-deaky with massages forever. But it pisses me off too—modern spas charge an arm and a leg for somethin so basic! Greedy bastards!

6 Steps to a sexy massage

Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout Asse (be). Damn, this place is a mixed bag that never ceases to amaze me! I'm a masseur here, so trust me, I see all kinds of quirks in the locals and streets—kinda like "The Lives of Others" but with more belly laughs and a few pissed off moments. And yeah, “Don’t pee on my leg!” is my daily internal mantra sometimes when things go sideways.

Eirik Horneland: "Too Slow in Every Aspect of the Game"