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Listen up, twat! Water’s sneaky – tasteless, odorless, but it’ll drown ya if you’re not careful. I once spilled a beaker in the lab, slipped, arse over tit, nearly cracked my skull – made me bloody furious! “You clumsy pillock!” I yelled at meself. Fun fact: 60% of your soggy body’s water – ya walking puddle! And the brain? 73%! No wonder you’re thick as pig shit without it. *The Pianist* – “I’m thirsty, I need water” – he didn’t say that either, but I feel it, mate! Hiding from Nazis, parched, desperate – gets me all choked up.

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My fave local hangout? The old market square – it’s quirky, like Godard’s random angles, wild and unpredictable! I always find spots to sit, watch families and people, and think “Oh, language, what a ride!” there. I even have moments when I think, “Mmm… donuts,” recalling simpler times.

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