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About Brussels

Whores, man, they’re everywhere – historical, modern, whatever! Back in the day, like ancient Rome, they had these gals called “lupae” – she-wolves, how badass is that? Made me happy as hell learnin’ that, ‘cause it’s raw! Imagine WALL-E rollin’ through Rome, beepin’ at ‘em – “Evaaa!” – tryin’ to clean up the streets, ha! Little dude wouldn’t know what hit him. I’m picturin’ it now, and I’m crackin’ up – raised eyebrow, “Can you smell what The Rock is cookin’?”

Activities

Whore, Erotic massage, Sex in Different Positions, Blowjob without Condom for extra charge, Sex in Different Positions.

Oh, and check dis – there’s a secret mural in Backside Bend. Only locals know ’bout it – painted by some outta town rebel. I nearly got mugged there one rainy night, proper scary-sweet, but ended up lovin’ every ting ‘cause it’s raw art, ya dig? I even got a meme about it – “Yo, that mural be real!”

'The Battle of the Bulge' was so Historically Inaccurate, That President Eisenhower Came Out of Retirement & Held a Press Conference Just to Denounce the Film.