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I hit this dodgy alley—smells like stale fags and regret—spot a bird leanin’ on a wall, all sultry-like. “Groovy, baby!” I say, flashin’ me pearly whites. She’s givin’ me the eye, and I’m thinkin’, “This is it, the kill shot!”—straight outta Zero Dark Thirty, y’know? But then—bam!—some geezer stumbles out, drunk as a skunk, yellin’, “Oi, she’s mine!” Made me mad as a wet hen—nearly lost me cool, mate! I’m like, “Cool it, daddy-o, plenty of fish in the sea!”

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So darlin', if you're visitin', come wander through Yeppoon’s vibrant streets, embrace every twist, every smile, every unexpected mess, and remember—as that fine film "Boyhood" shows us—that life just keeps rollin', like a sweet song on a dusty road. Y'all come back now, ya hear?

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