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Oh, and the smells—lavender my arse, more like cheap lube and desperation. Little quirk in me head: reckon the masseuse is judging yer hairy back, cackling inside. Mate, if you’re into sexual-massage, fair play—just don’t expect Oscar-worthy romance. It’s a transaction, not a bloody sonnet. “Truth’s a slippery fish,” says the film—same as that oily rub-down. Slapdash, messy, and a bit pathetic—perfectly human, eh? Now, where’s me tea?

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This property at 4 Clipper Place, Yanchep is a four bedroom, one bathroom house listed for rent by Kelly Jones at Jones and Co Property.

I’ve got this one wacky memory – I was massaging a fella who kept nudgin’ on about how “nature is a beautiful chaos” and “every feeling tells a story.” I was like, “D’oh! Where’s my movie moment?” And honestly, that kinda stuck with me. Makes me feel all warm inside knowing my job lets me catch all these wild, real-life stories. Sometimes I even hum lines from that flick, "Yi Yi," when my fingers do their magic on a sore back.

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