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Oh, and here’s a hoot—one time, investigatin’ a claim, this prostitute told me she got “whiplash” from dancin’ too hard at a strip joint. Whiplash! From twerkin’! I was like, “Darlin’, you’re pullin’ my leg!” She winked, said, “Maybe I am, cowboy.” Had to admit, she was slicker’n a greased pig. Reminded me of Jesse’s line, “You ever consider suicide?”—not ‘cause I was down, but ‘cause she near killed me with that sass!

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I get mad sometimes—the town’s sewage system, oh, so crappy and noisy at midnight. Ugh, but then Holy me, the locals fix it with style and laughter. And you know, when people pass by and call me odd for my strange love for this place, I just twitch and say, “precious, you know nothing.”

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