Ashley Werribee Whore ❤️❤️

About Brisbane

So yeah, *whore* ain’t just a label—it’s a freakin’ saga. Makes me laugh, cry, wanna dance like Mia. Next time someone says it, I’m gonna be like, “Hold up, fam, lemme tell ya a story!” Cringey? Maybe. But that’s me—optimism on blast, baby!

LJ Hooker Werribee / Hoppers Crossing

A former country town that in recent times has become a commuter dormitory, Werribee is where Melbourne stores the riffraff that were too ratshit for Broadmeadows. It’s now full of ferals who .

Now, expressing emotions? There’s this one time, I was coding on Brick Street, right by that delish little café, when outta nowhere a stray thunderstorm hit. I mean, it was epic and chaotic. Rain pouring and me, cursing as my code turned to goo in front of me. Hilarious and maddening all at once. “You shall not pass!” I shouted at the gloom itself, like Gandalf facing that foul force – no bugs allowed!

Melbourne auctions: 1920s pad in Werribee snapped up by first-home buyers