Harper Toorak Whore ❤️❤️

About Melbourne

Lemme tell ya, these chicks, they got stories—wild ones! Like, get this, back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde, stand out from “good girls.” Ain’t that a trip? Imagine Marge hearin’ that, she’d flip her blue beehive! Hah! I’m laughin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, this one time, I heard ‘bout a whore who conned some rich jerk—took his gold watch, left him cryin’ in an alley. “What did I do to deserve this?” he’s whinin’, like Monty’s dad in the flick. Made me happy, screw that guy!

What has COVID meant?

The vibe gets me fired up sometimes – angry at traffic on Chapel St, but then thrilled by a cool breeze off the river near Toorak Creek. You know, I may have daydreamed in the middle of a busy day – I was just thinking, "I been through too many boring massages, this city is my spirit, my funnel of energy and luxury!" Seriously!

Myer family home: First look inside Toorak’s Cranlana estate being sold by retail empire founders