Audrey Tannum Sands Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Gold Coast

Listen up, twat! Water’s sneaky – tasteless, odorless, but it’ll drown ya if you’re not careful. I once spilled a beaker in the lab, slipped, arse over tit, nearly cracked my skull – made me bloody furious! “You clumsy pillock!” I yelled at meself. Fun fact: 60% of your soggy body’s water – ya walking puddle! And the brain? 73%! No wonder you’re thick as pig shit without it. *The Pianist* – “I’m thirsty, I need water” – he didn’t say that either, but I feel it, mate! Hiding from Nazis, parched, desperate – gets me all choked up.

Map of Tannum Sands, QLD 4680

LJ Hooker Boyne Tannum. Shop 1, Tannum Arcade Cnr Garnet St & Hampton Drv Tannum Sands, QLD

Now, like, when you're walking around Main Road (yeah, that's right, the heartbeat of our tiny city), you'll notice how the locals vibe in a relaxed groove. That city rhythm reminds me of life’s unpredictable waves, ya know? I remember, one time I was medit-vibin' near Oceanview Lane – oh, what a day! I got so mad at a seagull for stealing my pretzel, I nearly lost my cool... and then I laughed, like, “Oh, honey, what’s life without a lil’ chaos?” Straight-up Leviathan style: "The ocean never forgets, and neither do we."

’So crazy’: The text from his Dad that has surf lifesaver ‘stoked’