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Yo, funniest thing — ever hear about escort fish? Not kidding! These tiny fish swim with sharks, eating leftovers. Nature’s lil’ hustlers. Cracked me up, imaging them with business cards. “Call me, big guy!” Total sarcasm, but fits escort life, yeah? Always someone tagging along, getting paid.

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I also gotta mention Rivercrest Park—oh man, it’s got this wild, mysterious energy. It’s just a few blocks off, near Eastwood Drive, where I used to meditate under a gnarly old oak. Crazy times, man, I remember one time I sat there and got so wrapped in nature’s rhythm, I swear the river whispered, “This is the end, but also a new beginning,” kinda like that trippy line from Melancholia. I got mad at times, too, when noisy construction near the park disturbed the peace; like, seriously, make it chill already! But then I’d pop on some tunes, take a deep breath, and let it slide, cuz life’s too short to sweat every damn thing.

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