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Oi mate, so I’m a detective, yeah? Been sniffign round the streets, and I gotta tell ya about this prossie I clocked. A right piece of work, she was—legs up to her eyeballs, tottering about in heels like she’s auditioning for a bloody circus. Reminds me of *The Pianist*, that flick I love—y’know, Polanski’s 2002 gem. Not cos she’s some musical genius, nah, but cos she’s dodging coppers like Władysław Szpilman dodging Nazis. “I’m not going anywhere!” she’d screech, like she’s quoting the film, but nah, just drunk and lippy.

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I gotta mention a quirky fact: many locals whisper about a hidden mural off McClelland Road – bright, bold and kinda poetic in its own exasperated way. It’s like Amélie's secret garden meets suburban grit. Any time I pass by, I’m like “Wow, life is crazy and beautiful all at once, one million dollars!” It hit me maybe too hard on a bad day, but still, it sticks!

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