Eliza Shepparton Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

Little secret? In old England, whores had slang—called ‘em “nuns” sometimes, ‘cause irony’s hilarious. Cracked me up when I found that! Imagine callin’ some chick in a brothel “Sister Mary”—eat my shorts, that’s gold! Anyway, whores are like, everywhere in history, but nobody talks about ‘em right. Surprised me how they’re in Shakespeare and shit—sneaky cameos.

LJ Hooker Shepparton

I ain't gonna lie—it’s a rollercoaster here. One minute, you feel like you're in a serene film, and next, you're in a wild street race with life. Feels like Margaret said, "We're all searching for something real," and this city gives me that real raw vibe.

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