Elise Scone Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Melbourne

Alright, pal. Here’s the deal – WHORE! Man, what a word. Hits ya. Right in the gut – bam! Like a bomb goin’ off. I’m sittin’ here. Thinkin’. Christopher Walken style – y’know? Pauses. Mid-sentence. EMPHASIS where ya least expect it! Talkin’ ‘bout “whore” – gets me jazzed. Reminds me. Of my favorite flick – *The Hurt Locker*. Kathryn Bigelow, 2008. That movie’s got tension. Like a hooker waitin’ for a john – edge of your seat, baby!

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Ingredients - g Self-raising flour, 2 tsp Baking powder, 50g Butter (softened), 25g Caster sugar, 1 Egg Roughly, ml Buttermilk or normal milk.

Scone’s vibe is raw yet comforting. The town’s got these hidden gems – like that dodgy little cafe on Main (the one that smells like fresh coffee and warm memories) and the old theatre on King Street that feels like one of those mysterious places from that movie, Memento. Honestly, its nooks and crannies remind me of how families piece their lives together – a bit like memory fragments, ya know? Sometimes I wander along the creek near Thompson Lane – the water gurgles like a secret, whispering long-forgotten tales. Sometimes, life's funny that way, eh? I might even throw a sarcastic comment: “Oh, come on now – if life’s so tough, at least we get pretty views, right?”

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