Elise Sandringham Whore ❤️❤️

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Tell ya what tho, she’s a right laugh sometimes – sarky as hell, called me “Mr Motivator” last week, nearly spat me coffee out! I was fumin’ at first, but then I thought, “Nah, she’s got a point, I’m the glue round here.” Bit of a love-hate thing, me and Whore. Reckon if Fincher met her, he’d cast her as the killer, cos she’s got that sneaky vibe – “I can’t tell if it’s real or not!” mate, she’s a riddle wrapped in a tight blouse, and I’m over here like, “Right, back to work, you lot!” Cringey? Me? Never! Whore’s the real star, innit, keeps this office buzzin’, for better or worse!

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This substantial & exquisitely presented townhouse (or villa alternative) offers 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms (1 ensuite) and 2 separate living areas.

Now, lemme tell ya bout the parks – especially Cornwall Park, tiny but packed with surprises like hidden benches and those insane views of the bay. Sometimes I sit there counselling a friend who’s had it up to here – and wham! It's like a scene from Pan's Labyrinth, all mysterious and intense. People think they know, but nah, I see the true heartbeat of the city in these little corners.

NBL1 SOUTH GAME DAY GUIDE V. SANDRINGHAM 29/03/2025