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So there’s this bird—legs like a racehorse, skirt shorter than a cow’s temper. I’m buzzin, heart’s racin—happy as a pig in shit! “You’re late,” she snaps, all sassy, an I’m like, “Darlin, I milked fifty cows today, gimme a break!” Reminds me of that movie line—“Don’t look at me like that!”—she’s givin me the stink-eye, but I’m too knackered to care. We haggle—tenner short, she’s fumin, I’m laughin—prossies got more grit than Churchill facin Hitler!

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I started out here ages ago, and lemme tell ya, this place holds bullets of chaos and charm. Streets like Crosswell & Shady Lane crash into each other weirdly, giving you random little nooks where old cars rust next to hipster cafes. After a long day massaging tension outta people’s souls, I walk these streets, thinking, “Man, what a rollercoaster this is!” Kinda like Dogville’s twisted stage, every corner here is a performance.

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