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Oh, and the laughs? Buddy of mine once booked a gal who showed up lookin’ like his aunt – freaked him out so bad he paid her to leave! Hah! Escort’s a crapshoot, man. Ya never know. “I see spirits everywhere,” Boonmee says – well, I see hustlers everywhere, and I’m damn proud of ‘em. Greed is good, keeps the world spinnin’. Now, go make some cash, ya lazy bastard!

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A well-established and legally licensed haven of pleasure, conveniently located just 5 minutes from the bustling heart of Melbourne and the iconic Crown Casino.

Now, parks – oh man, the parks here! Moonee Ponds Creek winding through these green patches, like a quiet throat whispering secrets. I love hopin’ by Moonee Ponds Creek Reserve, sittin’ on the grass, just lettin’ my mind wander. Once, I chilled there, gigglin’ at my own fluffed up code lines and a stray thought: “Our culture is mere bubbles deflating in time.” Crazy, huh?

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