Hazel Mareeba Whore ❤️❤️

About Newcastle

Oi mate, so I’m a Resnik, yeah? Stumblin’ round, thinkin’ bout — whore! Not *that* kinda whore, nah, calm down! I mean, like, the vibe, the mess, the chaos of it all! Picture me, Mr. Bean, all gangly, tripin’ over me own feet, mumblin’ — “whore, whore, what’s it about, eh?” — while I’m flailin’ me arms like a twit! Reminds me o’ *Pan’s Labyrinth*, ya know? That flick’s me fave, dark and twisty — “Step into the shadows, little one,” like the Faun says, all creepy-like! Whore’s got that same eerie pull, innit?

Listings by LJ Hooker Mareeba

Beautiful 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom home with air conditioning and fans throughout. In a great family location and not too far from the Mareeba township.

Oh, and the parks… Oi! Shadow Park near Cooper Lane is insane – wild, unkempt, bursting with life and odd little surprises around every corner. I once found myself literally chuckling in the park when a couple of local birds tried to mimic the chatter of passing gibberish – like, are they in on a joke? I dunno, but it was mad funny.

Keep The Express locally owned & proudly independent.