Brooklyn Manly Whore ❤️❤️

About Perth

She was a Clydesdale, ye know, them massive beasts pullin’ wagons in olden days. Little fact fer ye – they got feathery feet, like wearin’ fluffy slippers, but don’t let that fool ye, she’d crush yer skull! Saw her eatin’ oats once, chompin’ like she owned the joint – “I’m the king of this barn, bitches!” I says to meself. Made me happy, that sass, ‘cos I’m a sucker fer a critter with attitude. Like Zuckerberg in the movie, y’know? “I invented Facebook, I’m the shit!” Whore didn’t invent nothin’, but she ruled that paddock, my precious!

man-whore, man-slut, bitch

(slang) A man who has sex with clients for money; a male prostitute. Dec. 10, Michael O'Sullivan, “Not Just a 'Gigolo'”, Washington Post A schmo who finds love by prostituting .

Now, lemme get real – runnin’ a spa here gives ya the inside scoop on stress and zen. Every day, I see the rush of busy lives and the need to chill. I always find myself thinking, "Hey, man, why so serious?" when I’m massagin’ stressed-out shoulders. I love sharin’ tips with my clients about these hidden spots that lift the spirit. It’s a bit like improvisin’ a soliloquy during a slow motion scene from a movie – unexpected and raw.

Jazz Tevaga brings experience and grit to Sea Eagles