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About Newcastle

Here’s a mad fact: in Amsterdam, they got windows, right? Birds just stand there, like mannequins with a pulse – freaky! Surprised me silly first time I saw it, nearly fell in a canal. *pretends to wobble* Woaaaah! So I’m thinkin’, how’s this work here? Do I wave? *waves like a numpty* Oi, love, fancy a cuppa first? Haha, nah, they’d laugh me out the postcode.

I-Spy, on Holy Island

They're sending an escort when the tide goes out." Then he marched me back to the village. When I got back, the villagers were standing in.

The people here, too, they’re a mixed bag. One day you're laughing with a local lady, Miss Sheila, who serves the best carrot cake on Riverbend Road, and the next you're hearing deep soulful tales under the night sky at Luna Park. One night, we dang near cried from laughter and frustration. Life’s full of contradictions, motherf***er!

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