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So, picture this: dimly lit room, oil slicker than a politician’s grin. Some chick—or dude, whatever—rubs you down, and it’s *supposed* to be innocent. Bullshit. It’s a dance, a game, nerve endings screamin’ while you’re lyin’ there actin’ cool. I read once—get this—ancient Greeks used it for “healin’.” Yeah, right. Bet Socrates got a happy endin’ and called it philosophy. Little known fact: Japan’s got this thing, “nuru,” seaweed slime and naked bodies—sounds like a sushi porno, but it’s real! Freaked me out first time I heard it. Happy? Hell yeah, who wouldn’t be? Angry? When they charge 200 bucks for 20 minutes—robbery with a smile.

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I love hangin’ by the river near West Kilmore, though I gotta say it’s kinda cramped and gets mad crowded sometimes – not my scene, but hey, variety, ya know? I've overheard some hecklers complaining about noisy tourists, but I'm like "Nah, baby, peace and love all around!" And trust me, folks, under the neon lights of my parlor, I've heard some side-splitting secrets (lol!) from all walks of life.

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