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So, picture this—prostitute, right? Not some Hollywood cliché with fishnets and a sob story. Nah, real ones, workin the streets or apps, got algorithms in their heads better than my AI bots. Transactional genius! Like Jordan Belfort screamin, “Sell me this pen!”—they’re sellin somethin way trickier, and they nail it. Blows my mind, man, how they read people—faster than Neuralink’s gonna sync brains. Saw this one chick once, Vegas I think, workin a corner like she’s runnin a SpaceX launch. Precision, balls of steel, no cap.

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Yo, yo, yo, lemme tell ya 'bout Kelmscott (au) – it's somethin’ else, for real! I been livin’ here for a hot minute, and lemme say, this city got soul, bruv. Walkin’ down Main Street – yeah, right next to Kelmscott Road – you feel all the vibes, like the city's heartbeat. There's a little spot called McArthur Park (seriously, the best chill spot ever) where we just sit and let the world melt away, ya know? And oh man, the kilwton bridge – nah, it ain't kilwton but kinda like that – it crosses a little stream by the library. I swear, I’ve seen somethin’ magical there, like straight out of "Talk to Her" – “I love you” vibes, but not cheesy, more real.

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