Jade Hawthorn East Whore ❤️❤️

About Perth

Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! Naaasal voice kickin’ in, heh! Ya know, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout my fave flick, *A Serious Man*, that Coen brothers’ gem, and it’s like—whores, they’re everywhere, right? Like, “something mysterious is goin’ on,” as Larry Gopnik’d say, and I’m noddin’ along, ‘cause whores got that vibe! I mean, not the literal ones—well, maybe—but the whole idea, y’know? Sells sex, sass, and a lotta “oy vey” drama!

3/710 Burwood Road, HAWTHORN EAST

This brand-new double storey 3 bedroom, 3 bathroom townhouse masterfully matches unrivalled quality with enduring architectural design.

High street? Nah. Rattray? Yeah, I mention it. My personal quirks make me notice small but mighty details. Like, at the corner by the old brick building I call "The Bunker", there’s exaggerated graffiti art which some call "urban meditation" but I call "messy scribbles". Same thing with the little cafe on Murray Road, the one with a slight whiff of burnt coffee and excellent irony that makes me laugh inside even when I'm mad as hell.

Inside Luke Sayers’ Melbourne mansion