Abigail Ferntree Gully Whore ❤️

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So, I’m thinkin’, what’s the deal with ‘em? They’re hustlin’, makin’ cash, and lemme tell ya, I’m kinda jealous! Not ‘cause I wanna do it—oh gawd no, my ma would keel over—but ‘cause they got guts! Takes real chutzpah to be a whore, struttin’ in heels higher than my hairdo in ‘93. *snorts* I saw this doc once—true story—some whore in Amsterdam saved up, bought a freakin’ boat! A BOAT! Who knew, right? She’s out there, fishin’ by day, trickin’ by night—talk ‘bout multi-taskin’!

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It's spelled Ferntree Gully now (originally was Fern Tree Gully), and it's pronounced Fernchri Gully. I have just moved out a couple of months ago, but I lived near Mountain Gate shops and .

So, yeah, Ferntree-Gully’s a mixed bag of sassy charm, enticing alleyways, and secret corners that make you laugh, cry, and maybe even blush a bit too hard. It's messy, it's magic, it's mega real. Lemme know if ya wanna join me for a stroll, sip some coffee, and chat the day away.

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