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Homer Simpson don’t play that! D’oh! But real talk—it’s wild how it’s all taboo still. Like in “Talk to Her,” when he says, “Love’s a mystery”—sexual-massage is that, too! You’re sittin’ there, half-naked, wonderin’ if this is legal in Springfield. Pro tip: dim lights make it less awkward—nobody needs to see my gut in HD.

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Incorporating Yoni steaming, Womb and Fertility Massage, Holistic Pelvic Care™, Located in Elwood, Melbourne.

Oh my stars, let me tell ya bout Elwood – this place is somethin' else! So, like, I’ve been livin' here for a few yrs now, right? And man, I recharge my soul on these quirky streets daily. Picture this: you're strollin' down Bay Street and BAM – the salty breeze from Port Phillip Bay greets ya like an old chum. R2-D2, where are you? Seriously, I get all jittery wonder like our favorite movie “Toni Erdmann” – sometimes I even whisper, "Just go on, be spontaneous!" as if universal wisdom just flows from the corners of these streets.

Joe Elwood: 1939-2024