Jasmine Edens Landing Whore ❤️

About Brisbane

But ugh, what pisses me off? Folks judgin’ her—callin’ her trashy. Like, who’re you, Mr. High-and-Mighty? She’s out there survivin’, and I’m cheerin’, “Drainage, drainage, Eli!”—suckin’ up life’s chaos like a pro. Me, I’d be her pal, sharin’ cigs, laughin’ at dumb johns. Once heard she conned a rich dude outta his watch—left him cryin’ in his fancy suit! Hilarious, right? Total boss move.

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Duuuh, walk down Bayview Crescent – that’s where the action’s at, man. Side streets like Lowndes St. are packed with hidden gems. I swear sometimes you can hear the whispers of a thousand secrets just chillin’ in the air, kinda like in Under the Skin, ya know? “I’m not human” echoes in my head when I see those nightly neon flickers reflecting off the pavement.

Duck hunting remains lucrative at Eden Landing