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About Gold Coast

Alright, so I’m Tina Fey, snarky animation chick, and I’m obsessed with “Lost in Translation,” okay? Picture this: me, doodling some hooker-inspired storyboard, thinkin’ about findin’ a prostitute. Not ‘cause I’m hiring, duh, but ‘cause I’m imaginin’ it through Sofia Coppola’s lens—soft focus, lonely vibes, neon lights buzzin’. Like, “I can see Russia from my house!”—except it’s not Russia, it’s some sketchy alley where these gals hustle. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my third coffee, and I’m like, “How do ya even FIND a prostitute in 2025?”

Your new home journey begins here

I been here for years – seen folks come and go. I’ve had nights where every back alley and hidden nook reminded me why life’s messy and wonderful. Trust me, motherf***er, when I see a regular patter of feet on pavement, I see stories. Stories of love, pain and epic recoveries. And the massage parlor? It’s my temple, too, a place where raw human bodies and souls get a break and a damn good rub.

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