Rebecca Cranbourne East Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Perth

Now, check this – little-known fact: in old-ass England, whores had nicknames like “Winchester Geese.” Why? ‘Cause they worked near the church, and them bishops was taxin’ ‘em! Hypocrites, man, got me heated just typin’ it. Fo’ shizzl, that’s some next-level hustle – even the holy rollers wanted a cut.

LJ Hooker - Cranbourne

I gotta mention our beloved Elton Square – small park, big soul, and a lil’ self reflectin’ space. I sometimes sit here, thinkin' “Boy, life’s a dang roller coaster, ain't it?” I swear, one minute my codes are runnin’, and the next moment, I’m starry-eyed watchin’ families playin’ tag. It’s like a scene straight out of a movie – but sweeter than any scene from Spotlight (and trust me, that movies does get intense!).

No train on the horizon for Clyde