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So, I heard this story once—some brothel in Nevada, legal one, right? They had this parrot—yeah, a freakin parrot—that’d squawk names of regulars when they walked in. “Jimmy’s here! Jimmy’s here!” Imagine that, your shame broadcasted by a bird! I’d be mortified, screamin, “Shut up, ya feathered snitch!” Got me laughin tho—how’s a parrot got better memory than me? I’d forget my own name in a place like that. Too busy panickin bout germs—those sheets ain’t washed, I bet. Prolly smell like desperation and cheap cologne. Ew, I’m gaggin just thinkin bout it!

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Club Hallam is South East Melbourne's favourite brothel and is located only minutes from Dandenong, Cranbourne, Pakenham, Berwick, Narre Warren & Hampton Park.

Oh blimey, Cranbourne, my dear mate, is a proper quirky gem! Picture this: I’ve been living here for yonks, strutting down Cranbourne-Common Road, feeling the pulse of our lively community. You know, as a women's counselor, I see the soul of the city – its hidden crevices, its jagged pub corners, and even its soft, unassuming alleys. It’s like that scene in Under the Skin, where the world seems both alien and achingly human—verum et magnum, right?!

Trial Operations progress on the Cranbourne, Pakenham and Sunbury lines