Ellie Collie Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Melbourne

Man, she piss me off sometimes, tho. Actin’ all high ‘n’ mighty, like she runnin’ the show. But then—bam!—she flip it, all vulnerable, got me feelin’ soft. Like, “Damn, Whore, why you gotta do me like that?” Surprised me once, showed up with a tat—some weird French quote, “L’amour est un mystère.” Love’s a mystery, huh? Straight *Holy Motors* vibes, dawg, she livin’ that chaos.

Bearded Collie

We got Main Street—big, bustling Main Street you knows! Yess, that’s where yer find the old Collie Tavern, with its creaky wooden sign, and tiny lanes off it, like Lizard Lane (I think it’s called that, but sss, my brain’s a bit scrambled sometimes, oh precious, oh yes). And then, there’s Fairview Road, the path to the park. How could I forget, precious, yes? The park is a calm here, quiet. Trees whisper secrets, they do, especially on those mad, windy nights when I get all troubled in me head, yess.

First units installed at 2,000MWh BESS in Western Australia