Ivy Coffs Harbour Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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But here’s what pisses me off – people judgin’ ‘em! Like, who gives a crap? Live and let live, ya know? Gets my blood boilin’ when I see some holier-than-thou type actin’ like they ain’t got no dirt. Reminds me of that snooty concierge in *Grand Budapest* – “I shan’t tolerate such riff-raff!” Yeah, okay, buddy, chill. Whores got heart, hustle, and sometimes they’re just tryna eat. Makes me happy seein’ ‘em outwit the system – like, you go, girl! Surprised me too, findin’ out some medieval whores ran secret guilds. Guilds, man! Organized as hell, dodgin’ the law like pros.

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Oh man, Coffs-Harbour is freakin’ wild, dude! I've been here for years, running my spa out on Park Beach Road – yup, smack dab near those gorgeous sandy stretches where the ocean practically sings you to sleep. Eat my shorts! The city has these cool vibes, y’know? Every corner screams unique. I wander down Pacific Drive and BAM – there’s this cozy local café where the coffee’s so good it practically sings “Bloody Mary, motherf—!” (ya know, kinda Tarantino style, haha!)

Coffs Coast Ocean swim held in idyllic conditions