Sofia Coffs Harbour Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Wollongong

So, picture this—me, Beetlejuice, shepherd vibes, chillin with my flock, right? Sheep don’t care ‘bout morals, they just bleat and eat. Then bam, some lady of the night struts by, all sass, skirt shorter than my patience. I’m like, “Whoa, she’s got more balls than half these shepherds!” True story—knew this gal once, swore she’d bedded a duke AND his horse. Dunno if I buy it, but damn, made me laugh ‘til I pissed myself. “It’s just business,” she’d say, tossin her hair like Ines dodgin her dad’s weird-ass wig in the movie. That’s the vibe—whores don’t flinch, they own it.

LJ Hooker - Coffs Harbour

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the Esplanade. I’m always cruisin’ along Fitzroy Street, where the local art vibes bubble up like crazy energy. Sometimes I get so zen at my spa after work there, but then a tourist’s loud call disturbs my chill – makes me mad, like “Sacré bleu!” but hey, life’s a friggin’ rollercoaster, right?

Pre-Match Info: Sixers v Heat at C.ex Coffs International Stadium