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Reel ‘em in, they’re slippery suckers! Little known fact – they’re called “remoras” too. Stick to sharks like glue, freeloadin’ off scraps. Clever lil’ bastards, huh? Gets me grinniN’, thinkin’ bout ‘em hitchin’ rides. Once saw a big ol’ shark with, like, five escorts – party bus of the ocean! Made me laugh, then mad – why ain’t I that smooth?

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Look, I must drop some low-key deets here: There’s this hidden gem called The Secret Garden near the Solitary River – or somethin’ like that – where you can literally hear every leaf whisper. I used to sneak off there after a tough day at the spa. I’d think, “This is more badass than any Tarantino scene, man!” (Yeah, I mix my movies with my vibes sometimes!) Eat my shorts, seriously!

North Coast Water Polo Series held in Coffs Harbour