Harper Andergrove Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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Okay, focus, Tina—Brothel’s prolly some overhyped stock, tradin’ on vibes. I dig into it, and—surprise, surprise—it’s sketchy as hell. Started by some dude in a basement, swear to God, like that urban legend ‘bout a guy sellin’ fake deeds to the Brooklyn Bridge. Little-known fact: 80% of these “hot tips” crash faster than my dreams of datin’ Brad Pitt. Made me mad, tho—why do suckers keep buyin’ this crap? Same reason I rewatched *Syndromes* 12 times—hope’s a drug, man. “I feel calm now,” says the doc in the movie, and I’m screamin’, “Calm?! I’m losin’ my shirt here!”

Mackay Local News - 19 Mar 2021

Andergrove Brothel Australia, Facesitting, Dirtytalk, Striptease/Lapdance, Dirtytalk.

Eh, what’s up, doc? So lemme tell ya ‘bout Andergrove (au) – my stompin’ grounds for years now. Man, this city’s somethin’ else! I hustle around the local streets – like Mainway, ya know, where the hustle never ends. Oh, and there’s this wicked little lane called Mellow Park Drive, right by the old Andergrove River, wigglin’ through town like a lazy snake. I always mused – massage’n fingers near the creek is chill as "…bombs away!" (ya know, like, from The Hurt Locker, hahaha!)

Do you recognise these graffiti tags?