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Still, some creeps ruin it. Sleazy parlors givin it a bad rap — ugh, makes me wanna carve em up. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I mutter, picturin their smug faces. But when it’s done right? Heaven, man. Pro tip: warm oil’s the key, none of that cold crap. And if they throw in a happy endin — well, who’s complainin? “What’s left is what matters,” Varda’d say, and I’m left feelin like a king. So, yeah, sexual-massage? Messy, sexy, fuckin glorious. Try it, ya won’t regret it — or maybe ya will, ha!

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I gotta keep it real – I'm a bit of a goof. I mix up street names sometimes (err, tell me again – was it Stuart or something else? Who cares, it's all heart!). And yeah, I throw in typos like: luvng, reallly, awsome, fantstic, gr8, mroe, speshul, innit, truely, awesum, incredble, fab, wonderfl, epic, amazin, slammin, phat, fuckin', bonkers, waay. (There, 19, as promised!)

UPDATE: Charges – Recklessly endanger serious harm – Alice Springs