Ashley Yeppoon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Once, this prick customer goes, “She’s trash,” and I’m like, “Shut it, hobbit!” Nearly chucked a soda at him, ha! She’s out there, dodgin’ cops, makin’ bank, while I’m stuck baggin’ chips. “The only truth is beauty,” movie says, and damn, she’s got that – raw, messy, real. Not my type, nah, but respect, yesss! Oh, fun bit – some say “whore” comes from old word “kāri,” meanin’ lover, ain’t that poetic? Screw the haters, she’s livin’ her flick, star of her own *Great Beauty*. My precious, she’s a riot!

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I ain't perfect, and neither is Yeppoon—ya gotta love it! Oh, and forgive me if my keyboard's got some quirks like: frum, sinc, gair, nuttin, thangks, hoobo, luvin, favrit, zany, figurt, smyle, lyl, chirpy, jublee, wondeful, snuggly, rushin, twinkle, and lastly, ownae—oops, counted 19 typos if ya dare! Each one’s a lil' reminder that life’s messy and that’s perfectly fine, sugar!

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