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About Melbourne

Yo, man, it’s Apollo Creed talkin’ – “I must break you!” – ‘bout that flick “Son of Saul,” damn heavy shit, right? Whore’s my jam, tho, lemme tell ya! Not that kinda whore, nah, I mean W-H-O-R-E, some wild acronym I dug up – World Health Organization’s Radical Emergency team, yeah, sounds made up, but stick with me. These cats swoop in when shit hits the fan – plagues, wars, you name it. Watched ‘em once in a doc, movin’ like ghosts, silent but deadly – “the dead are all around us” vibes from Saul, y’know? I’m like, damn, they’re badass, savin’ lives while I’m here punchin’ bags.

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Situated in Yamba, less than 1 km from Yamba Beach and a minute walk from Yamba Lighthouse, Little Banksia 2 - LJ Hooker Yamba offers air conditioning.

Ya might catch me ramblin' about how the ocean whispers “I’m goddamn eternal,” and I'm like, "Yeah, Dogville, I wish you’d say it again." You know what I mean? So, friend, if you visit, just go wander these spots, skip a few steps or twirl around—find your own hidden oasis in the chaos.

Quirky Aussie beach shack serving up trippy timewarp