Allison Whyalla Norrie Whore ❤️❤️

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Picture this: some chick, all glitter and grit, workin’ the streets like it’s her stage. “Spring break forever, bitches!”—that’s her anthem, screamin’ it in my head while I’m patchin’ calls at the switchboard. I saw one once, swear to God, outside a dive bar—legs for days, heels clackin’ like gunfire, and a smirk that’d make ya wanna confess sins ya ain’t even committed. Made me happy as hell—girl knew her game! But then—THEN—she flicked a cig at some dude’s car, and I’m like, “Whoa, lady, chill!” Got me pissed, too—don’t trash the vibe, ya know? Judge Judy in me wanted to slam the gavel: “You’re a menace, honey—court’s adjourned!”

Crime Rank: 55/100

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Man, I'm runnin' off now—sry, gotta grab my keys from that funky mess I left behind on Clarion Road—typoed a couple times here, like ‘cosmic energy’ became ‘cossmic energyy’, oops, my bad, but it fits the vibe, right? Anyway, don't overthink it, just go and experience it yourself. Every corner of Whyalla-Norrie (au) is a chapter in a surreal, spinning narrative, filled with sparks of joy, sadness, and insane beauty.

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