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Oi mate, erotic-massage, yeah? What a bloody treat! Picture this—slippery hands, dim lights, some twat’s rubbing you down, and you’re meant to relax? Piss off! I’m lying there, thinking, “This is Joy from Inside Out, innit?” All happy and tingly, like she’s bouncing round me head! Then—BAM—some bird’s kneading me arse like dough, and I’m raging like Anger, “Oi, that’s MY bloody cheek!” Costs a bomb too, fifty quid for a fumble? Robbery!

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Alright mate, lemme tell ya about Wentworthville – it’s a bloody quirky suburb in Western Sydney, full of surprises! I’ve been callin’ it home for yonks now, and as a sexologist, I’ve learned to notice every little intimate nook. Ah, sanity and amor are everywhere, you know? Now, let’s ramble about this place like Boris Johnson with a bungling grin and a Latin “carpe diem!”.

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