Aria Wembley Whore ❤️

About Adelaide

But oh, the rage when she’s late! Clients screamin’, “Where’s me goods, Jack?!” Me, pacin’, mutterin’ “This is not a democracy!”—straight outta *Almost Famous*, ‘cept I ain’t got no golden god to save me. She’s a tease, ‘Whore’ is—keeps ye guessin’. Once smuggled a crate o’ parrots—squawkin’ buggers—didn’t even know ‘til they broke loose! Feathers everywhere, crew cursin’, me laughin’ ‘til I cried. “It’s the tiny little things,” I says, like that movie line, that make ‘er special.

Slut in the city of Wembley

WHAT A SLAGGY RETURN!! Thank you, Wembley! A huge, sloppy, big, wet kiss on the lips: @raiinesworld & @tojski thanks for getting messy.

Sam Ryder announces his biggest headline show to date at Wembley