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About Newcastle

Humor? Oh, man, imagine a prossie with a Yelp page— “Five stars, quick BJ, bad attitude!” I’d die laughin’. Sarcasm? Psh, “Oh, yeah, she’s livin’ the dream, fuckin’ luxury!” Nah, it’s gritty, it’s real, it’s absurd—like me! I’m over here thinkin’, maybe I’d be a pimp, but I’d just lose the hat and cry about it. Exaggeratin’? Hell yeah, one time I saw a hooker kick a dude’s ass so hard his soul left—swear it was like a cartoon!

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I dunno, but I feel like the city breathes, ya know? It sorta hugs ya with its odd smells of fresh bread from The Crusty Corner, mixed with a whiff of something fishy by the old wharf on Muddle Wharf Lane. And the locals? They’re a weird mix – warm like your mum’s hug and rough as a crab’s claw. Srsly, sometimes ya just need to laugh at the absurdity – “Oh, dear, everything’s just a cascade of chaos!” I swear, I kept chucklin’ thinking so.

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