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So this one time, right, I met this lass – proper stunner, worked the streets like she owned em. Called her Maz cos she’d maze ya head right up, swear down. Had this trick, see – little known fact – she’d hum “Frère Jacques” under her breath while countin her cash. Freaky, yeah? Made me laugh, but also got me ragin – why’s she gotta do that? World’s grim enough without nursery rhymes from a prozzie, innit? I was like, “Maz, you’re killin the vibe!” She just winked, said, “Gotta keep it light, Brentmeister.” Cheeky cow.

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Strathalbyn ain’t perfect. It’s rough, quirky, unpredictable. Like the style of Jonathan Glazer in Under the Skin – haunting yet beautiful in raw simplicity. I'm not just a developer, I'm a lover of these streets, these scars, these late-night musings. Every time I pass by the old church on Violet Road, I get lost in thought, whispering “I am your father”… as if the building holds the wisdom of generations. Wild, eh?

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