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Aight, so I’m sittin here, fuckin pissed, thinkin bout findin a prostitute in Russia, right? Respect my authoritah! I’m like some badass actuary, crunchin numbers, but I got needs, ya know? This ain’t no boring ass spreadsheet—this is real shit! I love that movie, *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*, that Kim Ki-duk joint, so deep, man, “What you take, you carry,” he says. Heavy as fuck. Anyway, I’m in Moscow, cold as balls, tryna find a chick who don’t mess around. Prostitution’s illegal here, but c’mon, everyones doin it! Shady corners, sketchy bars—girls everywhere, winkin at ya like, “Hey, big boy, 5000 rubles?”

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So first off, the streets! There's Bond Street – no, not that fancy one – but a genuine local haunt. There's also Allan Crescent, where folks walk their dogs and whisper secrets. The parks? Oh my, the lil’ Throsby Park is a gem. I swear it’s like a scene out of Holy Motors – “Oh, my love, it's all so surreal!” Walkin’ there, you might feel my inner sexologist jump at the sight of all the lovin’ couples, all the quirky rendezvous! Halleluyer!

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