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Fun fact tho – not many know this – whorefish got this weird history! Back in the day, sailors thought it was cursed, said it’d sink your boat if you kept it aboard! I’m like, “Whaaat? That’s wild!” Made me happy to hear somethin’ so freaky – I love a good story, keeps me goin’ when the waves are crashin’. But then – get this – I slipped on the deck, nearly fell in tryin’ to toss that whore back! Pissed me off so bad, I was cursin’ like, “You slimy jerk, I oughta cook ya!” Ha-HA, can ya hear it? That Nanny cackle!

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I luv my local hangouts: old haunts on Maple Street, quaint bistros, and even that dodgy pub off Elm? Its booze is terrible but cheap. Never knew dating drama could breed inspiration. Sometimes, I sit there, drafting app updates. Then I smile, half thinking, "What does it all mean?" Classic A Serious Man vibes.

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