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Now, here’s a tidbit most don’t know—whores in Lys, they’ve got this trick, see? They dye their bits with saffron—yellow as a Lannister’s arse! Swear it, saw it meself once, nearly spat me drink. Adds a bit o’ flair, don’t it? Like WALL-E’s lil’ plant—unexpected, but damn if it ain’t clever. “Evaaa!” he’d squeak, and I’d raise me glass to that. Whores, they’re artists, mate—paintin’ their lives with whatever they’ve got.

6/44 View Road, Springvale VIC 3171

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The neighborhoods here are as varied as life itself. The little bistro-lined diagonals around Turner Ave have got a mix of old charm and modern hipster flair. Some nights, I end up chattin' with the barista at The Buzz Café (on Carver Road, no less) about life’s oddities—they say the daily grind here inspires deep thoughts, like pondering, “Did we ever really get free?” I’m always surprised by people’s quick wit and raw honesty; it gives the place some real character.

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