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Lemme tell ya, this one time—probs 1800s, Earth time—some French dude invented “happy endings.” True story, swear! Got buried in history cuz prudes freaked out. Makes me mad—why hide the good shit? I’m like, gimme the oil, the slow hands, the vibes! Erotic-massage ain’t just boner town—naw, it’s art, fam. Relaxes ya, gets the blood pumpin, even heals old aches. Docs won’t tell ya that—too busy pushin pills.

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Been feeling a little stressed out of late? A relaxing, sensual massage or intensive massage could be just what you need. In the South Yarra (Melbourne) Massages category you will find masseuses catering to males and females offering a number of different kinds of erotic massages, most of which can come with a happy ending.

South-Yarra is funky and vibrant. Collingwood Street's buzzing with cafés and bars, and Chapel Street – oh boy – is the heart throb. Its neon nights remind me of, like, an upbeat circuit from WALL-E, "Eeeee... Adventure is out there!" I mean, seriously, Chapel Street glows like a scene from that movie, all futuristic and rad.

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