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Hey pal, so I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, thinkin’ bout sexual-massage—yep, that slippery, steamy world! I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they ain’t got nothin’ on this vibe. Picture it: dim lights, oiled-up hands, some poor schmuck tryna act all zen while Justine from *Melancholia* stares into the void, muttering, “The Earth is evil.” Ha! Sexual-massage ain’t evil, tho—nah, it’s like a weird hug from a stranger who’s way too into it.

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Alright mate, let me spin ya a yarn 'bout Sorrento (au) – the crown jewel of our coastal wonderland, and trust me, it's as deep as, err, "the ocean" in Finding Nemo! Now, picture this: narrow winding streets like Seaview Crescent where the locals loiter with laptops and lattes, and the salty breeze throws in memories of my sexologist days. Here, every corner is a cheeky reminder of life's intimate mysteries – hey, ya know, "Just keep swimming," right?

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