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She’s the type who’d leave a tape on your porch - ya seen *Caché*? “Someone is watching,” that creepy-ass line. That’s her, man, always watchin, judgin, playin games with your head. I reckon she’s got secrets darker than a freakin coal mine. Maybe she’s banged half the town, maybe she’s just messin with us, who knows? Little known fact - word is, back in ‘98, some dude swore she conned him outta ten grand, dressed as a nun! A nun, can ya believe that shit? Had me laughin my ass off, picturin her in that getup, winkin at him.

LJ Hooker - Seaforth Team

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Now, lemme drop some mad personal sesh – working on our ding-dang dating app, I've seen folks jamming in unexpected corners. Like that time, in a little corner off Birch Rd, a couple met at the park and laughed off awkward rejections; I was watching from my office, thinking, “beautiful chance, it is,” echoing them Anatolia vibes, bruv.

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