Zoe Scone Whore ❤️

About Gold Coast

Oi, mate, I’m da Matador, ja! Talkin’ ‘bout whores, ya know, like in “A Prophet” – dat flick’s brutal, man! Whore’s a tough gig, I reckon. Reminds me of Malik, ya see, in da movie – “You’re alone, abandoned,” he says. Dat’s da vibe, right? Whores, dey fight, dey hustle, no one’s got their back. I’m like, “I’ll be back,” motivatin’ ‘em, pumpin’ iron in my mind!

Lavender and Toasted Walnut Scones

Raisin Scones · 8oz all-purpose flour · 1/4 tsp salt · heaping tsp baking powder · tbsp sugar · 3 tbsp butter · 1/2 cup raisins (or other.

Oh, and speaking of parks, you gotta check out Scone Park. It’s not huge, but its charm is, uh, unforgettable, like when you watch that scene in Memento – you know, “I’ll be back,” even when your memory betrays ya! I always get so bloody happy when I see families enjoying picnics there, chillin’ on the grass, re-connecting. Also, take a stroll on Pelly Street – it's off the beaten track and perfect for a little soul-searching. And yeah, sometimes I get frustrated, too – like when gossipy blokes start jabberin’ about others, and I think, “Get your act together, people!” But then I remember, “I’ll be back,” and I keep fightin’.

The Christmas dinner-flavoured scone: is this the biggest scone scandal of all time?