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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—sexual-massage, huh? What’s the deal with that? I mean, it’s like, you’re gettin’ rubbed down, but it’s not just your shoulders—oh no, it’s EVERYWHERE, y’know? Pretty, pretty good, right? But then I’m like—wait a minute! Who’s decidin’ where this massage goes? Some stranger’s hands are just roamin’ free? That’s nuts! I’d be all neurotic, like, “Hey, pal, stick to the script!” Reminds me of that kid in *A.I.*, David, y’know? “I’m real! I’m special!”—except it’s me yellin’, “I’m not THAT relaxed, buddy!”

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At Perth sensual massage we offer erotic and sensual massages for women and couples by Perths most experienced male provider.

North-Perth is all about local vibes. I stroll down Murray Street, smell those eucalyptus trees, and think, "That's what she said!" I'm serious, it's magical, like Dogville's twisty art, but, y'know, without all the crazy drama. The Swan River flows, chillin’ by Northbridge Park—perfect for a quick dip after a long spa session. I sometimes get lost lookin’ at it, thinkin’ of deep stuff, like "You know what? Everything’s beautiful, even if it's a lil complicated."

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